Fanny Pack A( V )e E (the Real Way) Lyrics

A( V )e E (the Real Way) Lyrics

Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, uh huh (x4) 



Walking down the street something caught my eye 

A growing epidemic that really ain't fly 

This middle aged lady...I gotta be blunt

Her spandex biker shorts...were creeping up the front 

I could see her uterus...her pants were too tight 

She mustn't owned panties

There were none in sight 

She walked right by...the poor woman didn't know 

She had a frontal wedgie...a cameltoe 



Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no! 

Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe! (x2) 



Girl, that's gotta hurt 

Take some time to ujust

Can't you see people staring and making a fuss?

Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance 

Is your crutch hungry, girl? Cuz it's eating your pants! 

Do you enjoy all the commotion and attention it brings?

The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing

In public, putting on...an X-rated show, 

grossing people out with your camel toe!

mhhhm thats right uh huh oh on! 

fix yourself gurl you gotta camel toe!(X2)