You And I Are Lyrics

You And I Are lyrics

* = Talking



Both-

You and I are 

So awfully different

Too awfully different

To ever be palls



Stewie- *Do you want to go first?*

Brian- *Yeah I’ll go*



Brian- Your favorite hero is the Marquee de Sad

Stewie-*Oh you're one to talk,* You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad

Brian-*Oh one time*



Stewie-I’ve a style flair, just look at my hip hair

Brian- *Oh yeah, that’s quite a nice do there*

Stewie- *Oh thanks*

Brian- *FOR ME TO POOP ON*

Stewie- *What?*

Brian- *Oh come on you look like Charlie brown*

Stewie- *Bite me snoopy*



Both-

Theres not, 

A whole lot,

That weve got

To agree on



Brian- ‘Cause I like the strains of a classical score

Stewie-And I like that singer who looks like a whore

Brian-*Rickie Martin?*

Stewie-*Luv’ ‘em.*



Both-

Were too different to ever be palls



Both-

You and I are 

(doo doo doop)

So awfully different

(doo doo doop)

Too awfully different

(doo doo doop)

To ever be palls

(doo doo doo doo doo doo dooyadoo doop)



Brian- Your head’s as massive as a meteorite

Stewie-*Oh very funny,* You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light

Brian-I’d bet money

You’ll marry a honey

Who’s pretty and funny

And her name will be Ted

Stewie-*Oh a gay joke* 

Brian-*I just work with what you give me*

Both- *You might think we're N*SYNC, but we stink! As a duo...*



Brian-Because you get a kick out of carnage and guts

Stewie-And you get a kick out of stroking your-

Brian-*Whoa, whoa, you can’t say that on T.V.*

Stewie-*What ego?*

Brian-*Nevermind*



Both-

We’re too different to ever be palls!