This House Is Freakin` Sweet Lyrics

This House Is Freakin` Sweet lyrics

*MB = Maids and Butlers

**Non-singing part

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MB: We Only Live to Kiss Your Ass!

Butler: Kiss it? Oh, We'll even wipe in for you!**



MB: From here on in it's easy street!

Peter: Any bars on that street?**

Butler: 24 happy hours a day.**

Peter: Oh Boy!**



MB: We'll stop your holders at the gate!

Guard: Can i see that panflit, sir?**

*Punch*

Holder: Ow!**

Peter: My God, This house is freakin' sweet!



Chef 1: I make bunch, Clyde cooks lunch,

Chef 1 & 2: Each and Everyday!

Chef 2: Chocolate Cake, Oluvake!

Peter: 100 bucks, Blake is gay!



*Note: Error, Chef #2's name is somehow Clyde and Blake in

the song, or there 2 different people?*



MB: We'll do the best we can with Meg!

Meg: Are you saying I'm ugly?**

Maid: It doesn't matter, dear, your rich now!**



MB: We'll do your nails and rub your feet!

Lois: Oh, thats not nessa- Oh My!**



MB: We'll do your homework every night!

Chris: It's really hard!**

Butler: That's why we got that Steven Hawking, guy.**

Peter: My God, This house is freakin' sweet!



-------------------------------Peter's solo-----------------------

Used to pass lots of gas!

Lois ran away!

Now we got 30 rooms!

Hello beans!

Goodbye spray!

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MB: We'ed*** take a bullet just for you!

Stewie: Oh what a coadincedince***, I've got one!**

Lois: Stewie!**

*** not sure if We'ed is a real word, and coadincedince is 

spelled wrong.



MB: Prepare to suck that golden tea!

Now that your stinking rich,

We'll gladly be your bitch!



Peter: My God, This house is...



MB and Peter: Freakin' Swee~eet!

MB: Welcome!**



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Maid: Thats a wrap people, now lets get the hell outta here!



Peter: Hey! Wait a second! Where ya going?



Maid: The old bag only paid us up through the song.



Lois: Well, we can just pick up after ourselfs. 

After all well just be here on the weekends...



Peter: No, no Lois! It's time you start living like the 

Pecersmit (Piece-er-shmit) you are!



Lois: That's Putersmit...



Peter: W- Wait! You guys, You guys! Your all hired to be full time 

Griffion servents!



Lois: Peter, Where are we going to get the money 

to pay all these people?



Peter: Simple... I... uh... sold our house in Quharg***

*** Not sure if spelled right...



Lois: You sold our home?!?



Peter: Suprise!



Lois: Peter, how could you?!?



Peter: Whoops...



Non singing part over--------------------------------------



Singing Part------------------------------------------------



Peter: I reconize that tone!

Tonight, I sleep alone!

But still this... 



MB and Peter: house is freakin' swee~eet!