Family Guy My God This House Is Freaking Sweet ( Correct ) Lyrics

My God This House Is Freaking Sweet ( Correct ) Lyrics

[All] We only live to kiss your ass. 

[Butler] Kiss it, hell we'll even wipe it for you 



[All] From here on in it's easy street 

[Peter] Are there any bars on that street? 

[Butler] 24 happy hours a day! 



[All] We'll stop Jehovah's at the gate. 

[Butler] Can I see that pamphlet sir? 



[Peter] My god this house is freakin' sweet! 



[Cook] I makes brunch, Clive cooks lunch, [Both] each and every day 

[Clive] Chocolate cake, à la Blake 

[Peter] 100 bucks, Blake is gay 



[All] We'll do the best we can with Meg 

[Meg] Are you saying I'm ugly? 

[Maid] It doesn't matter dear, you're rich now 



[All] We'll do your nails and rub your feet 

[Lois] Oh that's not necses.. oh my! 



[All] We'll do your homework every night. 

[Chris] It's really hard. 

[All] That's why we got that Stephen Hawking's guy. 



[Peter] My god this house is freakin' sweet! 



[Peter] Used to pass lots of gas, Lois ran away. 

[Peter] Now we got thirty rooms! Hello BEANS! 

[Peter] Goodbye SPRAY... 



[All] We'd take a bullet just for you! 

[Stewie] Oh what a coincidence I've got one 

[Lois] Stewie! 



[All] Prepare to suck that golden tea. 

[All] Now that you're stinking rich, we'd gladly be your bitch. 



[Peter] My god this house is freakin' sweet! 

[All] Welcome! 



[Music Ends] 



[Maid] "Thats a rap people. Now let's get the hell out of here." 

[Peter] "Wait a second, where you going?" 

[Maid] "The old bag only paid us up through the song." 

[Lois] "Well, we can just pick up after ourselves. After all we'll just be here
on weekends." 

[Peter] "No no, Lois, it's time you started living like the piece of schmit you
are!" 

[Lois] "That's Pewterschmitt." 

[Peter] "W, Wait you guys, you guys, your' all hired to be full time Griffin
servents!" 

[Lois] "Peter, where are we going to get the money to pay all these people?"


[Peter] "Simple, I sold our house in Quahog." 

[Lois] "You sold our home!" 

[Peter] "Suprise!" 

[Lois] "Peter how could you!" 

[Peter] "Whoops!" 



[Music Starts again] 



[Peter] I recognize that tone, 

[Peter] Tonight I sleep alone. 

[Peter] But still this house, 

[All Join] Is freakin' sweet!