Fall M H €™s Jokes Lyrics

M H €™s Jokes Lyrics

[mes is the one swearing a lot]

Anyway, this guy goes "f**kin ’ell, you don’ ’alf complain for an
eleven year old do you? "

Ooooohhhh

-that machine is nice

-f**k off it took me ages to get that, yeah

-i want that machine

-yeah what yeah right,

-clean joke

-wuh

-if I tell a good clean joke, can I have that? 

-no you f**kin can’t

-i want it, honest

-you can’t have it

-there’s no vus coming up there at all. is it supposed to have vus on it? 

-no, it’s not. ’s f**kin’ my machine, that. keep your hands off it.

-it’s your machine. it’s a vu-less machine. sure it’s recording, mark?
better turn the volume up. ok, what d’you call a guy with a spade in his
head? doug.

-jesus, that’s pathetic.

-what d’you call a guy who’s been dead and buried for 30,000 years? pete.
(nervous laugh) come on, then, astound me with your wit, mark.

[cut]

-come on, rewind it, let’s see what you had to say.

-erm, we’ve been through this before, haven’t we? 

-right I’ll do it for the tape like all them other bands do, like we’ve
done it once, but the cameras weren’t rolling

-nah, I’m thinking of my joke actually.

-so I’m reading frank zappa, right, it’s an au- it’s a biography by frank
zappa

-right [mes totally disinterested]

-and - errrr - it’s 1988, I go tup to 1988 and the book is about how many
things he released, when he released it

-hrrrrrrghhhhhm

-how many offshoots and all this shit, and all of a sudden I’m realising,
errr

-more interested when you were talking about napoleon actually