Fair To Midland Wife The Kids And The White Picket Fence Lyrics

Wife The Kids And The White Picket Fence Lyrics

Mail order brides, turtlenecks and trophy wives

Had the ways and means to breach the borders of easy street

And to blend right in we all surrounded them

In a white picket fence, now both ends meet



Sufficed to say there's a time and a place so I wait

For the tug-of-war and who you'll pull it for

While between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line

That burns at both our good ends



Two peas in a pod, a battleaxe and a bastard child

Took one step more and went straight to the source

And to blend right in, they opened fire with

Their rain checks spent to make ends meet



Sufficed to say there's a time and a place so I wait

For the tug-of-war and who you'll pull it for

While between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line

That burns at both our good ends



Go on, paint the whole town red

I'd rather follow who cleans up the mess

And so I wait



Sufficed to say there's a time and a place so I wait

For the tug-of-war and who you'll pull it for

While between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line

That burns at both our good ends