Fair To Midland April Fools And Eggmen Lyrics

April Fools And Eggmen Lyrics

Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink

And they don't waste their time suspending disbelief

They face the facts with thinking caps, they map out and display

But that's not the only way



Common sense won't pay the rent and doesn't grow on trees

But splitting hairs can get you anything you need

Who would have thought connecting dots might get you to the point?

But charities and remedy, almost as much as modesty



Take the bait and save however much it takes

Before you've made your wish, however much it takes



Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink

And I don't waste my time suspending disbelief

Masterminds want bottom lines to map out and display

If I have every bit of faith I won't be turning in my grave



Take the bait and save however much it takes

Before you've made your wish, however much it takes



Take your own advice before you take a side

Run for middle ground



Take the bait and save however much it takes

Before you've made your wish, however much it takes

Before you lie in bed, however much it takes