Security Joan Lyrics

Security Joan lyrics

Well I guess I needed a miracle

If I was gonna make my flight

I had
to get to gate C13

And it was still way out of sight

Something in
my carry on bag

Tipped off the x-ray machine

'Cause then an angel
straight from heaven

asked me to 'step behind that screen'

And when
I felt the wand sweep over me

You know I never felt so clean



Well you won't find my name on your list

Honey you know I ain't no
terrorist

Confiscate my shoes, my cellphone

You know I love
you,

Security Joan



I hung out at the Starbucks

'til
just around boarding time

Then I strolled on back to the checkpoint

Just one thing on my mind

She flashed that crooked smile and said

'Well I believe you missed your flight'.

I said 'There's been a minor
change of plan,

And I'll be stayin' for one more night'.

I could
tell from the way she looked at me

Everything was gonna be all right



Well you won't find.....etc.



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