Exit-13 Open Season (the Story Of Hunter Slaughter) Lyrics

Open Season (the Story Of Hunter Slaughter) Lyrics

[Music: O'Donnell, Lyrics: Yurkiewicz]







While driving through Northern Pennsylvania on a cold December day



He became enraged by the amount of deer hunters "at play"



He swore to himself that he would absolutely not ignore



this warped activity that he profoundly deplored...



So he snuck into the woods to drop some sons and daddies



He climbed into a tree stand and smoked a fatty



Along came a brush bustin' deer blastin' fanatic



The locals called his death an "accident" and "tragic"







Open season for hunter slaughter



Open season for hunter slaughter



Open season for hunter slaughter



Open season for the hunter slaughter







It wasn't long before he was at it again



Acting on the knowledge that hunting is sick and must end



A fresh blanket of snow was on the ground



The day that hunter gunned thirteen down



He butchered 'em just like factoried hogs



He stacked near a cord of human logs



"Hey you, STOP!" someone yelled



It was the game warden so he ran like hell!!!







His ballistically vented hunter loathing



Had caused a situation quite foreboding



He ran... He ran...



He blazed through the bush with the speed of a deer



The bulbous game warden was no longer near



He slyly circled finally reaching his car



Toasting his escape with two quarts from a bar



He drove, swillling beer to calm his nerves,



He drove...







Only days passed before he crpt back in the woods



To quell this sick sport as much as one man possibly could



He passed spare time contemplating fantastic dreams...



The end of all human folly so cruel and blatantly obscene



He spied prey in his crosshairs



Some sick fuck hunting bear



Hunter clenched his gun and wryly smiled



This pathetic "sportsman" was gonna die



He yelled "Hey fuck you, dummy!"



The 30-06 round ripped through his tummy



He followed the blood trail but did not run



Caved the prey's head in with the butt of his gun







Hunter still lurks in the woods of



Northeast Pennsylvania!