Ewan Mcgregor Spectacular Spectacular Lyrics

Spectacular Spectacular Lyrics

(also called "The Pitch")



Zidler: Spectacular, Spectacular

No words in the vernacular

Can describe this great event

You'll be dumb with wonderment

Returns are fixed at ten percent

You must agree, thats excellent

And on top, of your fee

All: You'll be involved artisticly



So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for fifty years

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for fifty years



Elephants

Bohemians

Indians and

Courtesans

Acrobats and juggling bears

Exotic girls

Fire eaters!



Muscle men, contortionists

Intrigue danger, and romance

Electric lights, machinery

And all that electricity!



So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for fifty years

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for fifty years



Spectacular Spectacular

No words in the vernacular

Can't describe this great event

You'll be dumb with wonderment



The hills are alive with the sound of music



So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for fifty years

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for fifty years



Duke: ...Yes but what happens in the end?



Christian: The courtesan and sitar man

Are pulled apart by an evil plan

Satine: But in the end she hears his song

C: And there love is just too strong

Duke: It's a little bit funny this feeling inside



So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for fifty years



C: The sitar players secret song

Helps them flee the evil one

Though the tyrant rants and rails

It is all to no avail



Zidler: I am the evil Maharadja, you will not escape!

S: Oh Harold no one can play him like you could.

Z: No one's is going too.



So exciting we'll make them laugh we'll make them cry

So delighting...

D: And in the end should someone die?



So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for fifty years