Eskimo Joe Sweater Lyrics

Sweater Lyrics

CHORUS
I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that
sweater

My grandpa gave me hand-me-down
When I put it on I look like
a clown
All the kids would beat me up at school
Made me itch cause it was
made of wool
Leather bound buttons in a monkey shit brown
Everywhere i go
people put a man down
When i go and do the little bottom buttons up
Makes
me looke like I got a big beer gut

CHORUS

Coming home late on an
afternoon
My lip was all bloody and my forehead all bruised
Singing all
the blues like hoody led better
All because of that shitty brown
sweater
Shitty little sweater causing too much pain
Hung it in the closet
never wear it again
No disrespect to my grandpa
But this sweater incident
has gone too far

CHORUS

Late last June I was buying some
slacks
From favourite Op shop named Aunty Jacks
Took them back to my
abode
Had a good look through my big wardrobe
Then I spyed that certain
sweater
But somehow it looks so much better
When I put it on no turning
back
Even look good with my new brown slacks

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