Irish Wanking Song Lyrics

Irish Wanking Song lyrics

Meet Henry, our hero, as horny as you can get

Sat down one Sunday night to
make a mistress of the net

He finally got the guts to click the link he’d
always seen

He had hand cream, paper towels and a squeegee for the
screen



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Was it really that bad?

It was worse, it
was worse

Was it really that bad?

It was worse, it was worse

I
know you thought the last verse was perfectly perverse

Was it really that
bad?

It was worse, worse, worse



His nooky knob began to
throb when he saw the naughty nun

On her knees with the rosaries wrapped
‘round her father’s fun

She asked the colored codger what the lord would
have her do

The answer was a mouthful... and an earful too



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Well he clicked and spanked and whacked and wanked for
upwards of an hour

His semen sack ascended to the pinnacle of power

‘Til the next screen stopped his scratching in the middle of the itch

It was his daughter getting down with some horny little bitch



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Now it wasn’t so much the emerald dildo in her twat

Or that she wasn’t a virgin – he’d taken care of that

Or that his
little girl was taking pornographic pics

But the horny bitch in question
was a multi-schnauzer mix



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