Eric Schwartz Children`s Songs Lyrics

Children`s Songs Lyrics

There’s a monster in the toilet and he wants to eat your poo

So you better
hurry up because he’d just as soon eat you

He’s coming, he’s coming, here
he comes!!!

AHHHHHHH!



There’s a bomb in the bed

And it
goes off when it gets wet

Pleasant dreams, little girl, pleasant
dreams



It hurts your food when you chew it

It hurts your
food when you chew it

So next time you eat, think twice, don’t do it

''cause it hurts your food when you chew it



When women get
pregnant, Strange tricks the lord plays

Each of them change in their own
special ways

Some will crave pickles

Some will knit socks

Mommy stored lipids like gold at Fort Knox

If there’s one thing I have
found to be true

Mommy is fat because mommy had you



Mommy
Drinks because you cry