Eric Herman The Dinosaur The Dodo And The Unicorn Lyrics

The Dinosaur The Dodo And The Unicorn Lyrics

Dinosaurs, they roamed the Earth back in the Jurassic.



But why did
they all vanish? The question is a classic.



Well, scientists have
finally learned the cause of their demise,



and frankly, it should
come as no surprise



 



They didnt look both ways when
they crossed the street.



They didnt wash their hands when it was
time to eat.



They sat too close when they watched TV,



and thats why theyre not here, you see?



 



The dodo
bird existed since the prehistoric ages.



But you wont find the dodo
in your local zoos cages.



They became extinct, yes, but why did
that occur?



Now, at last, we know for sure



 



They didnt pick their toys up from off of the floor.



When they came in the house, they didnt close the door.



They
didnt brush their teeth at night,



and thats why theyre not here.
Thats right!



 



People say that there was once a horse
who had a horn.



But others say there never even was a unicorn.



Now we know that yes, there was, but they are gone away,



and this is what their mothers had to say



 



They
never said, thank you, never said, please.



They wouldnt eat
broccoli, spinach or peas.



They didnt do their homework, too,



and thats why theyre not here. Its true!



 



The dinosaur, the dodo bird and the unicorn are gone.



But you
can guarantee that your own species will live on.



Dont do what
they did, and do the things they should have done,



and you will
find your life a lengthy one



 



You gotta look both
ways when you cross the street,



and wash your