Eric Herman A Monster In My House Lyrics

A Monster In My House Lyrics

Theres a monster in my house. I hear it every night.



It sounds like
it has big, sharp claws and nasty fangs that bite.



Theres a monster
in my house. It makes it hard to sleep.



I hear it growling on and
on in a voice so scary and deep



 



ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!  ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!



 



Theres a monster in my house,



and its coming after me.



Theres a monster in my house.



 



Theres a
monster in my house. I shake and scream with fear.



My Mom and Dad
come running in, but suddenly theres nothing to hear.



So they go
back to their room, and leave me all alone.



But soon enough that
sound is back that chills me to the bone



 



ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!  ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!



 



Theres a monster in my house,



and its coming after me.



Theres a monster in my house.



 



Now the
time has come to face that monster, once and for all.



Armed with a
high-powered squirt gun, I creep out into the hall.



I listen hard
to follow the noise, but soon I m filled with gloom,



for the
monsters sound is coming from within my parents room!



I slink
inside the door and see a big lump on the bed.



I shoot a stream of
water and it soaks the monsters head!



The lights come on as the
monster wakes, and boy is it ever mad.



I guess I should have
realized that the monsters just my Dad.



Oops!



 



Theres a monster in my house.



Now hes going back to
sleep.



Theres a monster in my house.



 



ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz