Eric Cartman Swiss Colony Beef Log Lyrics

Swiss Colony Beef Log Lyrics

Swiss Colony Beef Log - Eric Cartman

 

 Stockings are hung on the chimney

 And the presents are under the tree

 And Mamma's in the kitchen,

 Making some, 'erbal tea

 

 The windows are covered with frost,

 And the candles are all alight

 But as I wander, through this quiet house,

 Something just doesn't seem right

 

 You see, every year, the neighbours bring us

 a Swiss Colony Beef Log

 But the neighbours aren't around, around, around

 There's no Beef Log to be found

 This year

 

 No Beef Log

 

 Christmas isn't Christmas

 Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log

 Without those cheeses and meats,

 I don't think I can get around

 

 My mother tries to comfort me,

 She says "Here Son, have some egg nog"

 I fucking hate egg nog, seriously

 

 What do I see?

 Underneath the tree?

 Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me

 Ahhh......Gravy!

 Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!

 That's what Christmas is all about!

 The Roly Poly Colony Beef Log, baby!

 Makes a little boy scream and shout!

 Deck the halls with balls of Swiss Colony

 La la la la la, la la, la LA!!

 

 Sweet