Eric Cartman Kyles Mom Is A Bitch Lyrics

Kyles Mom Is A Bitch Lyrics

Spoken:(Cartman)

Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club

and all becasuse she's a big fat stupid bitch.



Spoken:(Kyle)

Don't say it Cartman!



(Catman)

Weeeeellll!!



(Kyle)

Don't do it Cartman!



(Cartman)

Weeeeelllll!!



(Kyle)

I"m warning you!



(Cartman)

OKay, OKay



(Kyle)

I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a Bitch.



Singin:Cartman



Well, Kyle's mom bitch she is a big fat bitch,

she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

(Kyle: Shut your funking mouth Cartman!!)



On Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch

and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.

Then on Sunday, just to be different, (pronounced kah-may-ahh-may-ahh)

she's a super king kamehameha biatch. Come on you all know the words!



Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.



Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.

(Woo!) Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.



Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this

(unspeakable passage)



Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

*gasp*

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.


(Kyle:

ah, Cartman.)

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.



I really mean it...

Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat fucking bitch.

Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's Mom....Yeah

chaaaah!



What?



OH, Fuck