Epmd Jane Lyrics

Jane Lyrics

[Erick Sermon]
Yo, what`s up PMD?

[PMD]
Ayo coolin man, done with this album, about to take it up to Leon
Wills, see what they say.

[E] Hold up man, we ain`t bringing nothing up until I diss this girl, man.
[P] Aw, you ain`t going to go into that Jane thing again?
[E] You know I had to diss her!  I told her don`t mess with me, you know?
[P] But why you gotta be bothering with that skeezer?  That was way back
    in 1986!
[E] Let me tell you how it went anyway

[E] Hanging out late drinking a couple of brews
[P] Turn on the radio put the sh*t on snooze
[E] So when it`s time to get up, the radio comes on
[P] Blasting in my ear with the hip-hop song
[E] Five minutes later I hear someone knocking
[P] Yo outside yo, my stereo`s rocking
[E] Saying in my mind "Who can it be?"
[P] It was me, the P double E M D
[E] I said yo
[P] I said yo
[E] What`s up trooper? I have a girl and she wants me to duke her
[P] Why didn`t you?
[E] I woulda have been, only thing she brung along a friend
    So PMD (Yo?) Why don`t you do me a favor?
    Chill with the bit*h and I`ll hook you up later
    She`s fly, haircut like Anita Baker
[P] Looked up and down and said "Hmm, I`ll take her"
    She came in, I said "Hi my name is P"
    She said "Hello my name is J-A-N-E"
    I said "Jane, oh, what a nice name"
    It reminds me of a high school flame
[E] She came behind me and then she rubbed my back
    She started moaning and said "Yo, let`s hit the sack"
    Went to my room because she was kinda bossy
    Girl broke buckwild
[P] And started playing horsey
[E] She showed pain but inside she felt joy
[P] Ayo she broke wild and said "Ride em cowboy!"
[E] Three o`clock on the dot
[P] Tired of busting her
[E] Woke up in the morning to my record "You`re a Customer"
    She left me a note, she called me the medicine
    Said next time you have to be better
[P] Bigger
[E] Stronger and much faster
[P] And you don`t quit, EPMD rock double
[E] To the funky shit!