Epmd Jane Ii Lyrics

Jane Ii Lyrics

P - Hello hello, may I speak to the E?
E - This is me... is this the doctor M.D.?
    Yo P it`s kinda early, who`s there Laverner and Shirley?
    Is it Kate and Allie, or some other girlie?
    Well anyway, yo P you know I`m lazy
    Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy
P - Excuse me, but I`m sorry E Double
    It`s a terrible situation and it might cause trouble
    Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over
E - Why P?
P - Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa
E - What?
P - Last night I was all alone
    Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown
    Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you
    Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22
E - Where was I?
P - I don`t know, you wasn`t there
    Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear
    I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow
    Shifted out the door to the local disco
E - Where`d you go, not to that ran down pub
P - Hell no... I was coolin at a club
    It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta
    Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa
    Seen a fly girl, standin next to me
    So I slid over to her very non-chalantly
    She was DEF, body perfectly fit
    She was packin, a 300-E with the kit
    I said, "Kitten, how ya doin miss?"
    I said, "Hello my name is Parrish"
E - "Hi, my name is Cris"
P - "Can I buy you a drink?"
E - "Yes"
P - "What will it be?"
E - "A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante.
     By the way is that your Caadillac Allante
     parked outside right next to my Monte
     car?  You can call it, my ex-husband bought it."
P - Put my ego up here and said it`s time to go for it
    "This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag.
     We`ll have drinks on the house, back at my pad."
    We got to my house we walked through the door
    Threw on "Night and Day" by
E - Al. B Sure
P - She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips
    So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips
    I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt
    Took off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt
    Put my eho up here
E - Yeah it`s time to do work
P - I felt the movement below so it`s time to react
    I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat
    I bust a move... when it came to that
    But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack
    Started dpom it, then she called me the master
E - You got bigger, better, stronger and much faster
P - At first I laughed, as if it was a joke
    But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke
    I said to myself, oh no it couldn`t be
    The J to the A to the N to the E
E - Yo P don`t tell me it was Jane you were douchin
    With the Anita Baker head
P - Nah more like Whitney Houston
E - While the record`s still playing to Al B. Sure`s "Effect Mode"
    Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode
    Peace, I`m Audi 5000