Enter The Haggis Ride My Monster Lyrics

Ride My Monster Lyrics

Across the loch



On the mountain side



there lives a lovely lassie I would see tonight



But I haven't got an automobile...



And my bicycle has got a broken wheel...







So... I'll.. be..



Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again



My monster's always with me



He's my very special friend



I'm going to see my lassie Sue Magoo



And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too







When I was wee



At the age of three



That's when I noticed that there was a monster



Very close to me







Though at that time



he was only small



We grew together and now



He has grown quite tall







So... I'll.. be..



Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again



My monster's always with me



He's my very special friend



I'm going to see my lassie Sue Magoo



And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too







And now I am



A big strappin' man



And Sue Magoo and I go riding every chance we can



And together we three road the swails



And one day we had wedding bells







But ten years later



Well, things did change



'Cause Sue got angry and she had my monster rearranged



And although once we were unseperable



The damage was irrepreble



And now he's floating in a mason jar



And I swear I see him dancing when I'm playing my guitar...











So... I'll.. be..



Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again



My monster's always with me



He's my very special friend



I'm going to see my lassie ?



And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too







Across the loch



With my monster ?