Touching Wood Lyrics

Touching Wood lyrics

Shaking off my problems on a Sunday afternoon

With a bottle of cervasa I'm watching blue lagoon

Thinking gee that Brooke Shields is such a pretty girl

Where can I find one like that to shake up all my world?

Then suddenly I saw her on a Jerry Springer show

You were fighting with two lovers while I was home alone



Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do

And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you

I am touching wood



Running late for work now my keys have disappeared

Another parking ticket should've stayed in bed asleep

What did I do, in another life to deserve this crap?

They've handed me this modern life now they can have it back



Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do

And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you

I am touching wood



I don't want anyone else to find me 

Coz I'm walking right out the door

Coz I deserve a little more



Oh, well nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do

And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you

I am touching wood



Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do

And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you

I am touching wood

Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do

And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you

I am touching wood