The Kids Lyrics

The Kids lyrics

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
And everyone should get along..
Okay children
quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute
teacher for the day
His name is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down
please
Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
Mr. Shady will be your new
substitute
while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
Good
luck Mr. Shady

[Eminem]
Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK
YOU!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd
like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and
still lives with his mom
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and
smokes pot
but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful
lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
and wait in the
parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
when it's late and the lot gets dark
and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the
chopping blocks (AHH!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
the
ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'til one night Mrs.
Stacey went off the job
when she felt someone grab her whole face and said
not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob
wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim
Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a
"Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
and dropped her
off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went
off to wander
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle
diner
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
and what it might do
to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you

Chorus: Mr.
Mackey (Eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you
don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him,
ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she
will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like
everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing
along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Eminem]
My penis is the size
of a peanut, have you seen it?
FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a
peanut (Huh?)
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers
it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
fluid
and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get
attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one years
old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
and
decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will
win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his
pulse goes into hyperdrive
and his eyes roll back in his skull
{*blblblblblb*}
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's
Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}
And
everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a
jackass, look at him!"
cause they took it too, so they think it's
funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his
money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
and his back and
his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of
Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause
it's bad for you

Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)

See children, drugs
are bahhhd (that's right)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's
right)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)
She'll tell you
how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (smoke
crack)
So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)
And
there's really nothin else to say (but umm)
Drugs are just bad,
mmm'kay?

[Eminem]
And last but not least, one of the most
humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow
manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
bag it up, and you put it right in
your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And
everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things
that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange
hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up
their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the
magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya
tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
cause it comes
from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But
your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me,
cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma
have to grow a goatee
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my
fault
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
cause I'm bad for
you

Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd
(uh-huh)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)
and
if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)
She'll tell you how she
does 'em all the time (and she will)
So kids say no to drugs (say no)
So
you don't act like everyone else does (like I do)
And there's really nothin
else to say (that's right)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Mr. Mackey]
(Eric Cartman)
Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)
Sing along
children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad
(South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin
penis!)
so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms
killed Kenny! *fart* Ewww, ahhh!)
(So, fucked up, right now..)