Rain Man Lyrics

Rain Man lyrics

Dre (Em)
Yeah
(Definately, definately, definately, definately definately
K-mart)
Yeah, yeah

Eminem (Dr. Dre):

You find me offensive? I
find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line
on any fences
If so to what extense if
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's
getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the
defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Pshycological nerve damage to
the brain when I go to lenghts this,
Far at other people's expenses
I say
your all just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down right
blasphomous
Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And
Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up
too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I
even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator
Right
next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel
like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and
Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super---man
And how ironic, that
I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

Chorus:
Cause I
ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I
forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of
fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
Rain
Man


Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in
bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to
join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which
isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either
before, during or after peforming the act of that which
Is normally referred
to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's
kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and
what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta
question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend
(Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, ut! I ain't
done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches
in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never
meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis
went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his
little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any
more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I
just need to clear things up
Til then i'll just walk around with a manly
strut because...

Chorus


You find me offensive, I find you
offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna
come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses
My
spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him
next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god
damn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is
the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green
Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick
Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around
the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the
trash can and screw my
Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With
a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhich
And I don't gotta make no
god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say
shit

Chorus

Cause
IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definately,
definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four
hundred and eighty seven million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand
four hundred and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)