My First Single Lyrics

My First Single lyrics

Ohh!
Yeah!
So much for first single on this one

[Verse
1]
Shady's the lable
Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out
erra
Of course we're about to stir up
Some shit ?? Mix water with
syrup
It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other
than the just to tease him
Cause he was as big as ?? He used to be
Superman
Now we're pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him
Eminem
you wait till' we meet up again
Fucker I'm kickin your ass for everything
you've ever said
It's one for the money two for the fuckin show
Ready get
set, let's go
Here comes the ?? stompin and stampedin up the damn
street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow
So look
out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos
I'm on a roll, around and
around I go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryna pick up where the Eminem
Show left off
But I know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna top what
I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That shit is not gonna change
Long as
I got Dr. Dre on my team
I'll get away with murder
I'm Michael J. he's
like my cock from the day
We keep the mark from the tapes
In a safe,
locked them away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were
safe
Them fuckers got you on tape
You swear to god you was
playin
Whether or not you was little Joshua
Gosh I wish I coulda told you
to not do the same
Cause one day it could cost you your
name

[chorus]
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I
just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a
bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That
you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh
Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca

[Verse 2]
Erra Erra Eric swallowed
some generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed next to his best friend
Derick bare naked
chicka chicka chicka ..
And then just turned 16 and
used a fake id
To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
Hehehehehe, to be so
young and naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care
free
Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish
Every
picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
Hickory Dickory
derr digga
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just
jerk chicken
Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
22
jerks and a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I
sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it
rrrbb lemme ask you again
Am
I just jerkin the chain
Am I bizerk or insane
Or am I just one of them
damn amateurs
Workin the damn camera filmin one of them
Paris Hilton home
made pornos
Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Chicka Chicka
Just
recently somebody just discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of them
fuckin
When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club
And
dusted them and went straight to The Source with them
Cause they coulda
sworn someone said Nuh-
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if
you listen close enough to it you can hear the
Uh Uh and then the
come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin
Sayin 'I'm done-uh!'
Come on this
was

[chorus]
supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that
up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a
ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your
radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh
Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh
Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca

[Verse 3]
Any opinions or somethin you just wanna
get off your chest
And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
All
you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
It's
1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up you
can talk all the shit you want about me
Just type in your number back and
follow it by the pound key
And I'll be sure to get back
As soon as there
comes a day that I fall out with Dre
Wake up gay, make up with Ray
(Hey!)
So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,
Beat a chicken,
eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kaw
Or suck a dick, and lick a
dick and eat a dick
And stick a dick in your mouth
I'm done you can fuck
off
fucka-fucka-fuck offf!

[chorus]
And this was supposed to be my
first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun
let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my
catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit
the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh
Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca