Crimirnal Lyrics

Crimirnal lyrics

[Intro]

Alot of people ask me,

Stupid fucking questions,

alot
of people think that,

what i say on record,

or what i talk abouton
the record,

that i actually, do in real life,

or that i believe in
it,

or if i say i wanna kill somebody that,

im actually gonna do it
or that i believe in it

bull shit,

if you believe that,

then
i'll kill you [Laughs]

ya know why?

cause im a

CRIMINAL

CRIMINAL

youre goddamn right

im a CRIMINAL

yeah im a
CRIMINAL



[Verse 1]

My words are like a dagger wit a jagged
edge 

that'll stab you in da head

whether youre a fag or les

or the homosex, hermpah, or a trans-a-vest,

pants or dress: hate fags:
the answers yes

homophobic nah you just heterophobic

starin at my
jeans wathcin my genitals boulgin

[ooh] thats my muthafuckin balls,

you betta let go of 'em,

they belong in my scrotum youll never get
ahold of 'em [haha]

hey its me Resache,

WHOOPS somebody shot
me,

and i was just checkin the mail,

get it checkin the male
[tounge clicks]

how many record you expectin' to sell

after your
2nd LP sends you directly to jail

C'mon relax guys

i like gay men
right ken 

gimmie an amen [aaaaaamen]

please lod this boy needs
jesus

heal this child; help us destroy these demons,

oh, and please
send me a brand new car

and a prostitute while my wife's sick in the
hospital

Preacher Preacher 5th grade teacher

you cant reach me

my mom cant neither [nope]

you cant teach me a goddamn thing cause,

i watch T.V. and Comcast cable

and you aint able ta stop these
thoughts

and you cant stop me from toppin these charts

and you cant
stop me from droppin each March;

with a brand new CD for these fucking
retards[duhhr]

and da think, its just lil' old me

Mr. dont give a
fuck still wont leave



[Chorus x2]

I'ma 

CRIMINAL

cause every time i write a rhyme

these people think its a crime

to tell em whats on my mind

I guess I'ma 

CRIMINAL

I dont
gotta say a word

I just flip em the bird

and keep goin' 

I
dont take shit from no one

I'ma

CRIMINAL



[Verse 2]



My mother did drugs: hard liqor, cigarettes and speed

the baby
came out disfigured ligaments indeed

it was a seed who would grow up just
as crazy as she

dont dare make fun of dat baby cause that baby was me I'ma


CRIMINAL

an animal caged will turned crazed

but how the fuck
you 'sposed da grow up when ya werent raised

so as i got older and i got
alot taller,

my dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger

I'll
drink more liqor da fuck you up quicker

than you'd wanna fuck me up for
sayin da word N*****

My morals went [fart noise]

when the president
got oral

sex in his oval office on top of his desk with mark his own
employee

now dont ignore me you wont avoid me

you cant miss me im
white, blonde hair and my nose is pointy

im the bad guy,

who makes
fun of people that die

in plane crashes and laughs 

as long as it
aint happen da him

Slim Shady im as crazy as em-inem and kim combined

[buzz] the maniac's in

replacin the doctor cause dre. couldnt make it
today

he's a little under the weather so im takin his place

oh
thats dre. wit and ak to his face,

dont make me kill him to and spray his
brains all over the place

i told you dre. you should've kept that thing
put away i guess that'll teach you not to let me play wit it ay



[Interlude skit]



Dre: ite look just go up to dat muthafucker,
get the muthafuckin money and get the fuck up outta there

Eminem: Ite

Dre: Aiyyo Em

Eminem: Whaaat

Dre: Dont kill nobody dis time

Eminem: ite ,goddamn what the fuck

emienem [whistling]

Clerk:Hi

Eminem: How you doin. I need to make a withdraw

Clerk:
OK

Eminem: Put the fucking money in the bag bitch and i wont kill you

Clerk:Dont kill me

Eminem: I said i wasnt gonna fucking kill you

Quit lookin around

Hurry the fuck up [GUNSHOT]THANK YOU

[Verse
3]

 Windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it

so when i rob a
bank run out and just dive in it

so when the guys in it

and if
anyone identifies the guy in it 

i'll hide for 5 minutes

come back,
shoot the eye witness

fire at the private eye who fired me from my
business

Die bitches, bastards, brats pets,

this puppy's lucky i
didnt blast his ass yet

if i ever gave a fuck i'd shave my nuts

tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

you motherfucking chickens
aint brave enough to say the stuff i say so just tape it shut

shit half
the shit i say i just make it up to make you mad so kiss my white naked ass

and if it's not a rapper that i'll make it as

I'ma be a fucking rapist
in a jason mask



[Chorus x4]