Big Weenie Lyrics

Big Weenie lyrics

[Intro]
(Talking)
I don't understand..
Why are you bein so
mean!?
You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!

[Chorus]
You're just jealous of
me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting
it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about
me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're really
jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a
idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're
really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 1]
Alright listen, I need
you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We
are going to perform an experiment of a sort
I'm going to have to ask you to
bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes -
close em'
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next 4
and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why
you're so fuckin jealous
Now why do they make you
who
Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo
Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if
you're still listening
Ok now I need your un-divided attention
Sir I have
a question
Why do I always sense this,
Undeniable tension from the moment
I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever there's
conversations why am I always mentioned?
I been dying to ask, it's been
itching at me
Is it just because...

[Chorus]
You're just jealous
of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting
it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about
me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're really
jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a
idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're
really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 2]
Alright now I, I just
flubbed(?) a line
I was going to say something extremly important
But I
forgot who or what it was
I fucked up,
Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot,
no I didin't
That's just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I FUCKED
up ain't it?
That I could bust one take
Without lookin at no paper
It
doesn't take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all
day
For me to say the truth ok
You're drooling, you have tooth
decay
You're mouth is open,
You're disgusting
What the fuck you eat
for lunch,
A bunch of sweets or somethin
What you munch a bunch of
crunch-a-munch?
You're tooth is rottin through the gum
Your breath
stinks,
Want to chew some gum?
[Yes I do sir what am I on?]
You sir
are on ??
[Marshall I'm so jealous of you
Please say you won't tell
nobody
I'd be so embarassed
I'm just absolutely terrified
That
someone's gonna find out
Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and
awful
Mean things, is my own insecurities!!]

[Chorus]
You're just
jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just
admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're just
really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a
idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're
really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 3]
Alright now we, we're
going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just
to see what a frog looks like
When he takes 2 hits of exctasy
Cause
that's exactly what your eyes look like
Wanna check to see? Here's a
mirror
Notice the resemblance here?
Wait let me put these sun glasses
on
Now look in this mirror, how bout' now
What do you have in
common?
You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on
em'
You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
Now take my weenie
out of your mouth
This is between me and you
I know you're not
happy,
I know you'd much rather see my lying
In the corner of a room
somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind
dying
There's no denying
That my weenie is much bigger than yours
is
Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges
Why are you even
doin this to yourself?
It's pointless,
Why do we have to keep on going
through this?
This is torturous
My point is this, that if you say mean
things,
You're weenie will shrink
Now I forgot what the chorus
is..

[Chorus]
You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't
do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and
say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a
meany
But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
Cause I'm what
you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean
things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big
weenie

Fuck off my dick