As The World Turns Lyrics

As The World Turns lyrics

Chorus: Repeat 2X
I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and
Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now
Yes man
As
the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and
Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test
us
When someone tries our patience
[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of
hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light
up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we're
dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source
They never should've booted me
out of reform school
Deformed fool, takin a shit, in the warm pool
They
threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its
you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I
murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was
straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my
counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next
lesson, I'll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said Eminem's a
dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be
true, till I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps,
she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big
Pannies and stepped on Jenny
Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a
skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I
felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I
heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her
hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving
board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While
I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
Chorus
As the World
Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must
go through
Day by day
[Eminem]
We drive around in million dollar
sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad
report
cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as fuck
and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the
laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed
like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still
tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to
meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a slice of pizza
But I'm
broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next
month
But if
you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no
weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison
escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you
know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my
gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a
basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a
scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin
machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all
day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch
and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her
first
Ran threw alleys, parkin lots, and took a shortcut
Saw the house
she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder
this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom
door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as
well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I
smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin
gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around
to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin
could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I
started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole
like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I
grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy
me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go
go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit
the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch,
lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that
fat slut to death (Ahh!!
Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take
this motherfuckin dick!
Bitch, come here!
Chorus to fade
And as we go
along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles and
challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that
surround us through our atmohsphere
Every Day
Every single day the world
keeps turning