Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up Lyrics

Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up lyrics

may i have your attention please 

 may i have your attention please 

  

 will the real slim shady please shut up 

 i repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up 

 we're gonna have a problem here 

  

 y'all act like you've never heard a white person before 

 his rhymes are a bore punkbitch tryin' to be hardcore 

 marshall mathers back worse than before makin' us snore, 

 whinin' in the microphone 

 it's return of the... oh wait, no way, you're a fool, 

 you didn't pay money for this cd did you? 

 and dr dre did everything you idiot 

 without dre's beats yr as good as dead 

  

 the world's had enough of eminem 

 diggy diggy, even his girlfriend's cheatin' on him 

 look at him walkin' around livin' off dre, 

 actin' so cool. but he's really kind of weak though 

 little twit blasts me on his new cd 

 why? because i turned him down for a date *tee hee* 

 as for the question of who came first 

 was it carson daly or was it fred durst 

 i'm sorry slim but this is gonna hurt 

 they both came closer than you ever will, jerk 

  

 yr song is on my nerves 

 yr song is on my nerves 

 yr kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve 

 that is the message that i deliver to little kids 

 that you become famous and never know what talent is 

 of course they're gonna like you 

 of course they do 

 yr like a cartoon version of rick schroder on silver spoons 

 you ain't nuthin' but a product, packaged to be bought up 

 you know a year from now you won't be thought of 

 so you write about dead animals and cannibals and some day 

 you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals 

 and there's a million women just like me 

 that think like me, that all can see 

 that slim shady is just a boy dealing with puberty 

 so if you agree, scream loudly with me 

  

 yr slim shady yes yr the real shady 

 you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating 

 so won't the real slim shady please shut up 

 please shut up please shut up 

  

 yr slim shady yes yr the real shady 

 you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating 

 so won't the real slim shady please shut up 

 please shut up please shut up