Ely Joe If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing Lyrics

If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing Lyrics

O weary me



I'm broke as a man can be



My bills are all due, I got holes in my shoe



Bill collectors, they won't let me sleep 







If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing



I could make cash registers ring



What a sight to behold her, she could sit on my shoulder



And whimper in harmony







If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing



What a wonderful world it would be



I could take her to the border and teach her how to order



Margaritas and Fajitas Senoritas would bring







The circus is coming to town



The telephone lines are down



While the tight rope they're stretchin', my puppy is fetchin',



The tin cans all scattered around...







If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing



The whole would live in peace



Instead of them fightin', everyone would be writin'



Love letters to Senators and Police







If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing



What bravenew world it would be



I could take her to China, on a big Jet Airliner



And Bark in the Park 'till the Freedom Bells Ring







If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing



There'd be no more sorrow and grief



I could take her to the border and teach her how to order



Guacamole and Posole, and feel Holy and Free!