Elvis Presley He`s Your Uncle Not Your Dad Lyrics

He`s Your Uncle Not Your Dad Lyrics

(features Ray Walker)
(Words & music by Wayne - Weisman)
He`s your uncle not your dad, he`s the best friend you ever had
So come on dig, dig, dig in until it hurts
Just remember Pearl Harbor
(The Alamos and nothing could be worse)
He`s your favorite relative and he needs a lot to live
So just bring, bring, bring everything until you bleed
(And he`ll send back what he don`t need)
If your not in form ten-forty`s your salvation
By deprivation of temptation
(Dark and blondes I hear are not deductible)
Oh say can you see if there`s anything left for me
When he calls you as he may do
Don`t be frightened red white and blue
Just be thankful you don`t live in Leningrad
He`s your uncle, not your dad
If your honest you don`t have to shake and shiver
The food is lousy up the river
(It`s give and take and he does all the taking)
Oh say can you see if there`s anything left for me
Life has two things you can`t subtract
(Death and taxes to be exact)
So just pa-pa-patriotically declare
He`s your uncle, he`s your uncle, not your dad