Elms The Big Surprise Lyrics

The Big Surprise Lyrics

I am back. This time, Im the big surprise,

And Im hiding behind your
sofa.

Im the culture shock. Temporary block.

And Ill love you for
the next five minutes.

Im your magazine, cos you read me clean

Without taking any time for pictures.

Im your hand grenade and your
lemonade,

Cos Ill blow up and leave you soured.



Find
somebody with a working car and drive them crazy, too.



The big
surprise is me!



I worked extra hard to pick your birthday card,

You just threw it out and kept my money.

I got up at six to make your
favorite dish, 

So I sank when you said you werent hungry.

Filed
your tax return, let some candles burn,

Played Mozart to make your plants
grow.

Then I clipped the trees, got down on my knees,

Not to work,
just to pray youd see me.



Find somebody who will paint your house,
and gloss them over, too.