A Fine Romance Lyrics

A Fine Romance lyrics

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you`re as cold as yesterday`s mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won`t nestle
A fine romance, you won`t wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven`t got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I`ll take jello
You`re calmer than the seals
In the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I`ve never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance