The Diary Of Horace Wimp Lyrics

The Diary Of Horace Wimp lyrics

Monday:Late again,today,he'd be in trouble though

he'd say he was
sorry,he'd have to hurry out the bus.



Tuesday:Horace was so
sad,he'd never had a girl that he

could care for,and if he was late once
more,he'd be out.



CHORUS



Don't be afraid,just knock
on the door,

Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.

Then a
voice from above said--

";Horace Wimp,this is your life,

Go out and
find yourself a wife.

Make a stand and be a man,

And you will have
a great life plan.";



Wednesday:Horace met a girl,she was small and
she

was very pretty,he thought he was in love,he was afraid.



Thursday:Asks her for a date,the cafe down the street 

tomorrow
evening,his head was reeling,

when she said ";Yes O.K.";



Repeat Chorus



Friday:Horace,this is it,he asks the girl if
maybe they

could marry,when she says ";gladly."; Horace cries.



Sunday:Everybody's at the church,when Horace

rushes in and says ";Now
here come my wife,

for the rest of my life."; and she did.



Repeat Chorus