Break-a-bitch College Lyrics

Break-a-bitch College lyrics

Good morning, class

         This is your teacher, MJG

         Look at me as I write my name on the board

         Class, do you see my name?

         Do you understand my name?

 

         Well, listen

         Okay

         Class, today at Break-A-Bitch University

         We will teach young bustas, playa-hatas

         And all of these weak, narrow-minded young sissies

         How to break a bitch

         Now 

         Really, it's so easy

 

         Mister G, I have a question

         Yes?

         Pimpology today is different than it was in the 70s

         Aha

         I wanna know how can anybody stroll today 

         And if so, what proceeds do we have to go through?

 

         Well, check it out 

         First here's what you have to do

 

 {MJG:}

 It's time to let the p-i-m-p in the fuckin front do'

 One mo' nigga cuttin paper on the down low

 It's so twisted in this white man's society

 Why it be hard for a nigga when he try to be

 Independent, on his own with a plan

 You hate it cause you can't understand how I can

 Rearrange and change how your daughter was raised

 And teach her how to constantly get paid when she's laid

 Ain't no use in bein the freak of the city, you still ain't got no ducats

 You want a rolex or ride buckets?

 Bitch, listen cause you gots plenty of competition from these other hoes 

 Who think that you supposed 

 To fall dead, short, lame to the game

 Don't worry, put them bitches in your pistol range

 MJ fuckin G settin your mind free with the type of knowledge

 Class has started, day number one in Break-A-Bitch College

 

         And today, class

         We have a guest speaker, Mister Fat Mac

         Please introduce yourself...

 

         Good evening, players, good evening

         Eightball the Fat Mac here

         I'm here to let you know

         That these bitches, mean these bustas no good

         You see what I'm sayin?

         Now first of all, class

         Are there any questions?

 

         Ah yes, Mister Eightball

         You bein a Professor of Pimpology

         Tell me how these niggas let these hoes

         Get em caught up in that fuck shit

 

         Alright buddy, check this out...

 

 {Eightball:}

 Once again here I come pushin that funk into your ear

 Do you recall Eightball, the player of the year

 Calm cause I'm cool, and I'm cool cause I'm calm

 Leavin hoes shell-shocked like they fall in Vietnam

 Mayn, some have game, but most of them can't handle this

 Those that I think are stars, end up bein scandalous

 Welfare recipients, crib full of rugrats

 Boost a couple of shirts, and now the bitch think she all that

 Freakazoids have a nigga noid steppin up to me

 Hoes that'll fuck you fast might be packin H.I.V.

 Me, I'm packin jimmy hats 

 So a hoe won't give me that

 Shit about she on the pill 

 Knowin that her pussy kill

 See, through my education illustrations were the key

 See, where I'm from only bustas have to pay a fee

 Now you might ask what can a nigga do to get started

 Pull a hoe and go enroll in Break-A-Bitch College

 

         Ah yeah 

         Now that was a very nice lecture

         And as I walk back over to the middle of the bulletin board

         I - I kinda figured, I wondered to myself

         And I looked at my class, and I

         It seems that you have more questions

         Is there any more questions?

 

         Yes

         Yes, Mister MJG

         I have a question

         Yes?

         Ah - in 94

         Do you think - ah

         Any bitches are gonna come up?

         Can - can any bitches be pimps?

 

         Look here, look here

         Let me tell you...

 

 {MJG:}

 Now these bitches got a lotta game for a nigga, so

 That made me try to see how to break a hoe

 What exactly would it take for me to make the bitch click

 How damn quick could I make the bitch break a trick 

 How fuckin long will it take to make my profit

 And what kinda justice can this hoe do for my pocket

 Talkin space-age pimpin, similar to the oldies

 In ways like keepin our business tight, not by tryina be Goldie

 These niggas gettin they game picked down to the bone

 If you listen on what these hoes have to say, your money's gone

 Nigga, focus on your own rhyme, make em follow your own rules

 Don't be a fool, nigga, bring that bitch on by to school

 I got a class for that ass, and it stars at seven

 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, break till eleven

 Future looks good for the smartest

 Niggas in the school of Sir Break-A-Bitch College

 

         Okay class, okay class

         Everybody just needs to settle down

         Everybody just settle down

         We're gonna break in about 15 minutes

         But we have one more lecture, one more lecture

         Now ehm, eh 

         Calm down, calm down

         I'm gonna take one more question

         I'm gonna take -

         Are there any more questions?

 

         Ah yeah - ah

         I wanna know 

         How can a ordinary busta like me 

         You know, you know

         ...get in Break-A-Bitch College?

 

 {Eightball:}

 Not long ago I grew up as a youngster in this shit

 When all I wanted to do is stick my dick up in a bitch

 That dope made my ends, and my ends bought me weed

 And all I wanted to see was them young bitches on they knees

 Uncle Sam, damn, can I get a job, see

 I don't wanna sell this dope, and nope, I don't wanna get out and rob

 Today I was coolin like I usually do

 I met this hoe after a show that wanted to chew me and screw

 Now some busta-ass nigga woulda fucked the bitch

 But at Break-A-Bitch College that's called trickin off your dick

 On the corner ain't no pimps, real players are low-key

 I'm on the verge of a splurge, settin up shop in Tennessee

 Ain't no future for the lame, ain't no love in this game

 Do you fuck them hoes and trust them hoes and love em with no shame?

 9 times out of 10, trick nigga, if you do

 Break-A-Bitch College got a scholarship just for you

 

         Ah yes

         Damn good class, damn good class

         Wonderful graduates

         I love em all, I love em all

 

         Now class

         Can you all join in with me

         For our school alma mater

         And let's sing it

         I'm proud to be an alumni

         From Break-A-College

         I'm proud to be...