Eels If I Was Your Girlfriend Lyrics

If I Was Your Girlfriend Lyrics

(by Prince)







Look at the bargains over here, ladies... If I was your girlfriend



Would U remember



2 tell me all the things U forgot when I was your man?



When I was your man If I was your best friend



Would U let me take care of U



And do all the things that only a best friend can



Only best friends can If I was your girlfriend



If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend



Would U let me dress U



I mean, help U pick out your clothes



Before we go out Not that you're helpless



But sometime, sometime



Those are the things that bein' in love's about If I was your one and only
friend



Would U run 2 me if somebody hurt U



Even if that somebody was me? (Even if that somebody was me?) Sometimes I trip
on how happy we could be



Please If I was your girlfriend



If I was your girlfriend Would U let me wash your hair



Could I make U breakfast sometime



Or then, could we just hang out, I mean



Could we go 2 a movie and cry together



Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine (That would be so fine) (If I was your
girlfriend)



Baby can I dress U



I mean, help U pick out your clothes



Before we go out



(If I was your girlfriend)



Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless



But sometime, sometime



Those are the things that bein' in love's about (Sugar) Sugar do U know what
I'm saying 2 U this evening? (Sugar)



Maybe U think I'm being a little self-centered (If I was your girlfriend)



But I, I said I want 2 be (Sugar)



All of the things U are 2 me (Sugar) (If I was your girlfriend)



Surely, surely U can see Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room



Just because U wanna undress? (If I was your girlfriend)



We don't have 2 make children 2 make love



And we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm (If I was your girlfriend) Your
body's what I'm all about (If I was your girlfriend)



Can I see it?



I'll show U (If I was your girlfriend)



Why not?



U can do it because I'm your friend



I'll do it 4 U



Of course I'll undress in front of U! (If I was your girlfriend)



And when I'm naked, what shall I do?



How can I make U see that it's cool? (If I was your girlfriend)



Can't U just trust me?



If I was your girlfriend U could (If I was your girlfriend)



Oh, yeah, I think so



Listen, 4 U naked I would dance a ballet (If I was your girlfriend)



Would that get U off?



Then tell me what will!



If I was your girlfriend, would U tell me? (If I was your girlfriend)



Would U let me see U naked then?



Would U let me give U a bath?



Would U let me tickle U so hard U'd laugh and laugh (If I was your
girlfriend)



And would U, would U let me kiss U there (If I was your girlfriend)



You know down there where it counts (If I was your girlfriend)



I'll do it so good I swear I'll drink every ounce



And then I'll hold U tight and hold U long (If I was your girlfriend) And
together we'll stare into silence



And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like



Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what silence looks like



Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what silence looks like



Yeah, we'll try...