Edguy Lavatory Love Machine Lyrics

Lavatory Love Machine Lyrics

Oh, if only Brazil was not so far 

Far away I would swim or walk or ride 

But never ever fly 

But all the noise of the maniacs there 

The sweat on my face it's worth to bear, but I 

Don't wanna bounce and die 



But then I see a lady 

In a tight blue dress - I close my eyes 

I know what I would go for 

Stewardess before the crash 



Lavatory Love Machine 

No fear can quell my steam 

Lavatory Love Machine 

No cabin fire burn my dream 



I am at your disposal 

I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide 

Wheeling junk along the aisle 

Keep your seat belf fastened 

You're whipping with an iron voice, you command 

Uh, mistress I am in your hands 



And when she asks me 

What I'd like to eat - I realise 

The domina feels the same 

And I reply: What about your pie? 



Lavatory Love Machine 

No fear can quell my steam 

Lavatory Love Machine 

No cabin fire burn my dream 



Lavatory Love Machine 

No broken wings to stop me steam 

Lavatory Love Machine 

Honey do you like the way I cream? 



Now if I gotta die 

I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash 

Let them know I've been alive 

Till I made my final splash 



Lavatory Love Machine 

No fear to quell my steam 

Lavatory Love Machine 

Whoah, oh



Lavatory Love Machine 

Don't hear the scary noises from the turbine when you scream

Lavatory Love Machine 

No broken wings to stop this dream



Lavatory Love Machine 

Honey do you like the way I cream? 

Lavatory Love Machine

Whoah, oh...