Eddie Haskill Statutory`s Half The Story Lyrics

Statutory`s Half The Story Lyrics

The situation's fucked up once again but different drama 

Sluts like to pretend but get turned to baby mommas

So I'mma stick to stick and mingle with singles

This bitch was tricking me. ID said 19 but the height looked a little to big to
me

She's looking 16 I almost broke out and passed through

But then I saw her back and noticed she had a tattoo

She's at least 18 so my mind state started changing

In retrospect the dime wasn't worth the time that I'm facing

But I was like fuck it cause dimes don't come a dime a dozen 

Especially in buffalo they scrubbing or got one in the oven

So I took my chances I must of lost my mind

But shes so fine all I can think about is her becoming pantless

So honey hop your ass in you want a night of passion

We'll crash at my pad and pull out the pull out and pull out before I blast
in

Cause I don't want no seeds so lets proceed like Quest love with no glove 

And then we got into it. This bitch was leaking lots of fluid

She never said no she said go and moved her to the bed floor

And just as I'm about to bust she whispers something drastic

She's only 16 and late nights get her ass kicked

I jumped up starred down really wanted to smack the bitch

But blue and black from a fist doesn't click with woman rights activists

She told me don't worry everything's gonna be fine

Next day statutory rapist made the new at nine



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And it just goes to show that any hole just aint worth it

Cause now I locked up a rapist waiting for a verdict

She didn't get knocked up shit I pulled out before I spurted

Statutory's half the story I hate the way its worded



Now it's the next day and of course I got the call

The cops coming to arrest me this lay wasn't worth it all

I'm up against the wall by the time they hit the door (SE)

Coming in for questions but wound up handcuffed going to they car

Now were at the precinct people looking weary and strange

They hated my tattoo talk on theory of age

They said it wont hold up in courts and I'm just a sick fuck

How did I get into this? Well its just my luck

Apparently, when she got home she called up a friend

Her parents got on another phone and were listening in

She gave up my first and last name and where I took her after

She wasn't upset actually most of the time spoke with laughter

But her father was pissed thinking of his daughter getting railed

So he called up the police and in turn they brought me to jail

And I wish I could take it back but that's the funny thing about time 

But you have to convince your mind that there's no changing that



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A few months pass by and I show up on the court date

She's talking how I forced her before she never thought rape

Even crying tears somebody's got her mind changing

Now I'm looking at time before it was a fine and probation

Staring in amazement I not only got played but tricked

Knew I was the rapper the guy they can't wait to convict

Told em bout the fake ID and I told em where I met her

The only response I got is that I should've known better (SE)

I knew this to be true but I just made a mistake

But this is one of those mistakes that you just can erase

There's no sympathy for me just for the scandalous bitch

So think twice cause its really hard to try and handle this

Ahh Shit