Eberhard Schoener San Francisco Waitress Lyrics

San Francisco Waitress Lyrics

San Francisco, July 27

 A 40 year-old accountant had lost his bid to collect 38 dollars in damages
from a cocktail waitress

 Who broke a date with him

 

 Judge Richard Figoney ruled yesterday in small claims court against Tom
Hosley

 Who sought the money from Alison Cheeselet, 31

 because she had backed out on a date to accompany him to the theater

 Mr. Hosley said he drove 35 miles from his home in Campbell to San
Francisco

 To pick up Ms. Cheeslet and was upset that she had not called him before he
left home to tell him the date was off

 

 Judge, explaining his decision, said:

 "The promise to engage in a social relationship for one evening in exchange
for affection and all one evening at the theater

 is an impossible [?]

 [?] involving a contract."

 

 Mr. Hosley had presented the cardboard

 broken heart at the theater

 And Judge Figoney took note of it in his opinion

 

 Quintilia

 in the first century A.D.

 observed that faint hopes are often like the dreams that waltz away

 Plantiff's exhibit A for identification:

 A cardboard object in the shape of a broken heart

 is all that returned to the plantiff

 with the court mindful of [?]

 [?] there we part

 Give me back my broken heart

 Oh, give me back my broken heart