Merry Muthafuckin` Xmas Lyrics

Merry Muthafuckin` Xmas lyrics

[Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
and give your uncle Dolamite a
kiss
[*kissing Sounds*]
well what you want baby?

[Baby]
Would
you tell me a story?

[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a
story?

[Baby]
Hell yeah!

[Other Baby]
Me too!

[Uncle
Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
about the bad ass Eazy E
he
was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
listen and listen
well
he's a bad Muthafu-

[Mother]
Gimmie that god damn
book!
here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
it was a
silent night, yes a holy night,
until Mr. Claus turned into Santa
muthafuckin' right?

[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of
holy
tra la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be
jolly....

[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthafucka!
[*Gun
Shots*]
Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I'm ridin' that
cot under the missle toe
now dashin' through the snow
in a candy red top
6-4
over the hills I go
laughin' at this hoe
nuts on rich and
rings
makin' me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I'm gonna
get this pussy tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it
all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
hey ring
them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is
to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
oh yay!
tis the season to get
busy
compton crime lick
and I'm smokin' on this
stick.

[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell
me what you want for Chrismas
ho ho.

[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay
ride
a cd player
a fifty rum
she said slide down the chimney
in a
pool of cum
a VCR on a set with one of
those porno flicks
give that to
rudolph the red nosed
reindeer
to that rum like a everlastin'
gobstoper
give me a hump for his cock will be
a party poppa
I dig a
ho
crack a dough
by the north pole
I'm havin' fuckin' in tha snow
I
made him drop to his knees
yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy
canes eat'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.

[]
All I
want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front
teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
yo wheres ya rhyme
tell me Buck Wheat.

[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
that's no
Chrismas
and all the toys, boys and girls
fuck ya wishes
I got happy
over joy in this muthafucka
no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
???
when I was young I was the only kid
who had enough guts to be
good ole
hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
that Santa
was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
but all
the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five
years oh just stay young,
bold datin'
singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
now all I want for
Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
uncle Eazy be the
????
just spread me a leaf
little kids don't cry
when you find out the
Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lye.

[Eazy-E]
On the third day of
Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
three pounds of indo
two birds of
cocaine
and a A muthafuckin' K bitch.

[]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
show
us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy fuckin'
Eazy-E.

[Eazy-E]
close the door little bitch
I'm gettin' these
draws.

[]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't
stop.

[Eazy-E]
I don't give a fuck
I'm gettin' chrismas
caught
ho ho ho and away I go.

[]
Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a
ho
well wheres this ????

[Eazy-E]
Shut the fuck up bitches
and
go back to sleep.

[]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo
black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
but a nigga will eat them chicken,
and
chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
whos climbin' in my
window
smokin' up indo
my carin' and high make a high know
[*A lot of
mumblin'*]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want some
cash
so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.

[]
a rump
pa pump pump
a rump pa pump pump

[Every One]
Merry Muthafuckin'
Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
and
have a fucked up new year (x4)

[Eazy-E]
You
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

[Mother]
And
they all went to prison
and lived fucked up lives ever after
The End