Dwarves Better Be Women Lyrics

Better Be Women Lyrics

There better be women...







I went out to a stupid party 



Had the scam on everybody 



Asked a woman for a light 



And to spend the night 







But she wasn't havin' any 



Said I was just one of many 



But she'd give me some advice 







She said "You try, but you don't get none" 



And I said "Why? Was she a lesbian?" 



But she was fly 



And had a biologic plan (oh man) 



Said "If you want it, well, use your hand!" (damn) 







There better be women 



Now you're comin' on but you come too strong 



There better be women 



Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son 



You call this a party? 



Oh yeah, but, I don't party with everybody 



There better be women 



Be women tonight, alright 







I watched them in fascination 



Her friend and their wild gyrations 



Like a symphony in pink 



And not missing link 







And it was a freaky orgy 



But somehow they all ignored me 



Watch my pennant start to shrink 



They said "don't you want it? 



You know we got it" 



But i was haunted by three wet dreams 



Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah. 







There better be women 



Now you're comin' on but you come too strong 



There better be women 



Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son 



You call this a party? 



Oh yeah, but, we don't party with everybody 



There better be women 



Be women tonight, alright 







There better be women... 



There better be women... 



There better be women...