What Would Brian Boitano Do Lyrics

What Would Brian Boitano Do lyrics

What Would Brian Boitano Do? - DVDA

 

 What would Brian Boitano do

 If he was here right now?

 He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through,

 That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

 

 When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics

 Skating for the gold,

 He two Salchows and a triple Lutz

 Wearing a blindfold

 

 When Brian Boitano was in the Alps

 Fighting grizzly bears,

 He used his magical fire breath

 and saved the maidens fair

 

 So what would Brian Boitano do

 If he was here today?

 I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two,

 That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

 

 When Brian Boitano travelled through time

 To the year 3010,

 He fought the evil robot king

 And saved us all again

 

 And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,

 He beat up Kubla Khan,

 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody!

 

 No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!

 

 I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

 I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

 I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

 I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

 I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

 I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

 I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

 

 Brian Boitano was born

 On the planet of Kryluck

 He came to earth to save us all

 From war and death and such!

 

 Hi de lo de hi de lay!

 Brian Boitano's here!

 So round up all your lasses,

 And tell them to have no fear!

 

 Say, come over here my honey,

 And you're gonna take off my pants,

 And I'm gonna make dirty love to you,

 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!