Dropkick Murphys Kiss Me I`m #!@*faced Lyrics

Kiss Me I`m #!@*faced Lyrics

I play in a band

We're the best in the land

We're big in both
Chelsey & France.

I play one mean guitar & then score at the bar

There's a line o'chicks waitin' for their chance.

So c'mon now
honey

I'll make you feel pretty

These other girls mean nothin' to
me

Let's finsh these drinks & be gone for the night 'cuz I'm more than a
handful you'll see.



So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm
soiled & brown.

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one
round.



I can bench-press a car

I'm an ex-football star

With degrees from both Harvard & Yale.

Girls just can't keep up, I'm a
real love machine. 

I've had far better sex while in jail.



I
designed the Sears Tower 

I make 2 grand an hour

I cook the world's
best duck flamber

I take the pick of the litter 

Girls jockey for
me 

I don't need these lines to get layed.



So kiss me, I'm
shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.

In the trousers, she kissed
me, & I only bought her one round.



I'm a man of the night

A
real lady's delight.

See my figure was chizzled from stone.

One
more for the gal then I'll escort her home

Come last call I'm never
alone.

I've a house on the hill with a red water bed

that puts Hugh
Hefner's mansion to shame.

With girls by the pool & Italian sports
cars

I'm just here in this dump for the game.



So kiss me,
I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.

In the trousers, she
kissed me, & I only bought her one round.



Eh,fuck it.

Who am
I shitin?



I'm a pitiful sight 

And I ain't all that
bright.

I'm definitely not chizzled from stone.

I'm a cheat & a
liar, 

No woman's desire, I'll probly die cold & alone.



But
just give me a chance 

'Cuz deep down inside 

I swear I got a big
heart of gold.

I'm a monogamous man no more one night stands

Come
on honey, lemme' take you home.



So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm
soaked, I'm soiled & brown.

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only
bought her one round.



So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm
soiled & brown.

In the trousers (it was tiny!) and I only bought her one
round.



So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled &
brown.

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.