Dre Dog (andre Nickatina) These R The Tales Lyrics

These R The Tales Lyrics

I was riding in my chariot, with this freak named Harriet



She said my stick was ???, so she knew just where to bury it



This girl named Sequoia, she was from Illinois-a



I had to stuff her mouth with her teddy bear, cuz she made hella noise-a



This freak named Nikita Brown, I rode her like a merry-go-round



She got to telling all her friends, that it's a new king in town



I was on my way to Las Vegas when I bumped into Tessy



She said her nickname was Marvin, cuz when she had sex it got messy



This freak named Jenny Marquais, so you know I called her Butter



Cuz when it came to summer sundresses, she had ass like no other



The steak was always smothered, she was a freak under the covers



You should have seen my expression, lil' pimpin, 



when I got hit on by her mother



This young lady named Chanelle, she was fine as hell



But she was 26, and her son was already twelve



I was at this little assembly, when I chopped it up with Kimberly



Hit it, split it, man that freak said she'd love me for infinity



You should have seen the chemistry, I changed that freak's identity



Seen her at the movies with her man, and the bitch didn't wanna remember me



This girl named Chamere, she put diamonds in my ears



But she also tried to put these niggas on me when I slapped her at the pier



This girl named Cheryl Lynn, she had hella friends



So when I brought my friends and all her friends, 



then that's when the party began



This girl named Savannah, she used to love to pout



But I used to say "Don't even trip, just stick this in your mouth"



This freak named Miranda, she thought I couldn't stand her



But yeah, I can stand ya, since I got your ass on camera



I was riding hard, like Humphrey Bogart, with this freak named Leah



Even though she was in the dark, no one could see her, get it?



This freak named Raquela, she worked at Pac Bell-a



She gave me the number to the pager, home, and cellular



She had a lovely smell-a, ass like ???



I was wet like a scuba diver from the sex, homeboy let me tell ya



Chrysler ???, with this chick named Darren



I was at the mall trying to buy some clothes, and she just kept on starin



And then came the flarin, she said she hated sharin



I said "I'm not your man, little freak, so I'm not really carin"



This gangsta's name was Dallion, she wore gold medallions



Every other month we'd take a flight, out to Staten Island



She kept a 9 on the dresser cuz she had dreams of hell



Even though we in the penthouse suite of a 5-star hotel



I rock and I rock well, that's what I told Gail



She's a conceited little fraternity freak, up there at Yale



Young tender named Divine, I bump in her Alpine



She was the type that looked so good, it was a motherfuckin crime



Took her from behind, led her to the ride



Baby didn't make it home till the sun was 'bout to rise



Kickin in with Corvette, baby had a Corvette



She used to come and get young Nickatina from off of the set



We strikes to the checks, she pick up her Lex



We hit Hotel Nico, you know what came next



I was payin my bill for cable, when I met up with Sable



Green eyes, it was a CEO, of a record label



But I didn't get to hit it, because I met with Bridget



She was Sable's secretary, that gave me head and digits



In the parking lot of a club one night, I ran into Kirby



Freak worked at a beauty shop, said some gangsta's tryin to serve me



Freak you ain't worthy, your gossip column is through



And if some cats is after me, I'm right here mackin on you



Had to pop the collar on my coat, rev up the vogue smoke



Looked her in the eyes and said "Yeah bitch, you're broke!"



This girl named ???, Lord she was dreamy



Met her at a pool party, should have seen her bikini



This lady's name was Val, her husband was my pal



She offered me to put in why he stressed the ?rikers out?



Gave the freak a smile, said "It ain't my style"



I've known the homie for a while yo, and that would be foul



Fired up the weed, me and Saint Jean



We first had locked eyes yo, when we were thirteen



Kissed at 15, sexed at sixteen



That's why she's with me right now in the Beam, Tiga!