Star` Trekkin Lyrics
Star Trekkin', across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain
Kirk. Star Trekkin', across the universe, Boldly going forward, 'cause
we can't find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report!
Uhura: There's
Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow,
Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock!
Spock: It's life, Jim, but not as
we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim,
but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard
bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow,
Jim.
Star Trekkin', across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise,
under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin', across the universe, Boldly going
forward, still can't find reverse.
Medical update, Doctor
McCoy
McCoy: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead,
Jim. Dead, Jim. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim,
Dead.
Spock: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we
know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura: There's Klingons on the
starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on
the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim!
Starship Captain, James T.
Kirk
Kirk: Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to
kill, shoot to kill. We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill,
men
McCoy: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead,
Jim. Dead, Jim. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim,
Dead.
Spock: Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as
we know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura: There's Klingons on the
starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on
the starboard bow, scrape them off, Jim!
Star Trekkin', across the
universe, On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! Star
Trekkin', across the universe, Boldly going forward, and things are getting
worse!
Engine Room, Mister Scott
Scotty: Ye canna change the
laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics! Ye canna change the
laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
Kirk: Ah, we come in peace,
shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill! We come in peace, shoot
to kill, Scotty, beam me up!
McCoy: It's worse than that, he's
dead, Jim! Dead, Jim! Dead, Jim! It's worse than that, he's dead,
Jim! Dead, Jim, Dead!
Spock: Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we
know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim, but not
as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura: There's Klingons
on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons
on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim!
Scotty: Ye canna change the
script, Jim! Up ta you, Jimmy!
McCoy: It's worse than that, it's
physics, Jim!
Kirk: Bridge to engine room, warp factor
nine!
Scotty: Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll blow,
Captain!
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