Kinko The Clown Lyrics

Kinko The Clown lyrics

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never
wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me
back I'll never wear a frown!!! 

Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full
of change
lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes.
All the kids
love Kinko for the presents that they get
silly leather clothes to wear and
happy cigaretts.

-Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the
clown!!!
-Hi Kinko!!!
-And I really love you boys and girls!!!
Really,
really....
-Awwww
-But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot
handing out
stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come
back
to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like
it.
Really, really.....

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the
kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving
clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!! 

We go
to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school
we play in Kinkos crawl space,
there's never any room
We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any
chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares.

-Gee I
haven't had this much fun since Christmas when I got
to play Santa Clause
and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap-
-Mommy mommy! Kinko
hurt me!-
-But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal
reciprocity laws here
Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or
anytime.

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbuy
Kinko went to
look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko has some handcuffs on his eyes were
full of tears
said "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20
years!"

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
the parents wanna
beat me up and run me outa town!
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
tar
and feather Kinko and run him out of town!

-Bye boy's and
girls!!!!
-Bye Kinko! See you at the turn of the century!
-Kinko really
love you boys and girls!!
Really, really....