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Drunk With Dignity Lyrics
When you've had too much to drink there's certain things to keep in
mind. Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding your beer
bottle might not have a twist off cap and don't ever go home with a woman
they call Moose or Vince And never bet that you can fit your head inside
a glove compartment
Get drunk with dignity Keep in mind that just
because a bulldog licks your face its not necessary to lick him back Stay
away from drinks with names like brain seizure or hippo laxative Get drunk
with dignity
If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls don't pass
out there and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it you used the
wrong bowl And there are phrases you must learn to avoid phrases
like "that badge looks stupid" and "I can prove these
shoes are fireproof"
Get drunk with dignity try not to drool on
bikers Don't moon a nun unless you got a real good reason dont get
romantically involved with farm machinery Get drunk with dignity.
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