Ladies 2000 Lyrics

Ladies 2000 lyrics

Uhh, my ladies, my ladies, uhh

 HOOK: Who made me burn all of my numbers to bitches, you do

 Who made me turn in early leave on my niggas, you do

 Who do all the cooking at night in the kitchen, you do 

 Whoever say pussy don't talk to me, who do

 I love these hoes, yeah I love these hoes

 They make me do the things that I don't want to

 You know let's go

 

 [Verse 1]

 I need a chick that when the drain clog, call me for plumbin

 Call my name when she cummin, feel my tip, touch tummies

 Split dutch, dump twenties

 Pat my back when I choke

 Don't ask for no totes til I say "Oh you smoke?"

 I need a chick that gon drag for Drag

 I mean she aint gotta be smart in math

 And see my stacks down the ave

 I went from jumpin cabs, to rottin with my niggas

 And hooprags, to the Jags, no top, all glass

 And y'all chicks with long hair, take a seat right here

 So I can blow this wind through it and let my niggas see

 It's all here

 Pay for no hotels, I'm nuttin in the same chair

 Front or the rear or while I'm clutchin the gears

 I leave a chick sprung, I stop fuckin wit her

 She act like it aint nuttin to her it aint nuttin to me

 Long as I don't leave a nut in her

 Used to be rebellin til she heard on Hot 97

 Point uno but I still fuck wit you...

 

 HOOK

 

 [Verse 2]

 I spent alotta money on this mattress

 So I can't stand a chick that give me wack sex

 I just tell em they better go home and practice

 Cuz if you frontin well you one hell of an actress

 Tackle it, c'mon jump on it, throw your back in it

 Let me know it's deep enough for me to stash cracks in it

 And be realer she can beep when she come near me

 Keep the gun by me, don't let bullshit run by me

 And to my mamis, I speaks "Ven aqui" they come runnin like

 Right now I don't care if they in they car they runnin lights

 Intellectual type, more freaky than a hundred dikes

 Armin her dogs but she got me like I don't wanna bite

 I don't feel like goin to the studio I don't wanna write

 Don't wanna fight, don't wanna fuck nobody else wife

 No frontin boo for real all I really want is you

 But you make me do things that I don't wanna do

 

 HOOK

 

 [Verse 3]

 Look at shorty with them things on, makin me feel like King Kong

 That's why I keep a monkey on my arm when I'm playin Donkey Kong

 Petiteness, I love Victoria, but aint no secret

 It don't take a man that's strong to move over them thongs

 Better yet, I'll even put it on, let me take care of this

 When I'm eatin chick, I eatin like wear this

 I love chicks with they braids pushed back

 That look like four racetracks, now chase that

 Cuz everybody wantin mine, taste of her tongue's like Duncan Hines

 Can't stand another brother humpin mine only we can bump and grind

 I don't care who was there before I laid there

 For now I play here, and if she want me too I shave there

 I'ma be around until there's gray hair, okay dear

 And I'ma get you these books from Barnes and Noble's wait here

 Then we can split shares

 Computers and street smarts, mine sharp as a dart

 While I'm climbin up the charts

 

 HOOK 1.5X