Down By Law Gruesome Gary Lyrics

Gruesome Gary Lyrics

i remember when we walked as one and all the truths were known * and we were

scrappers in the schoolyard fights, talked tough on the telephone * but
there

was always one big guy who feared nothing and no one * his name was
gary

and he looked so mean * he wasn't a lot of fun * when he walked by
you got

the fuck out of the way * now gary was the schoolyard bully *
didn't have a

lot of friends * he had kids do his homework for him *
stupid til the end *

on graduation day he stood the tallest, and he got
his degree * he 

couldn't add two plus two * let loose on society * when
he walked by you 

got the fuck out of the way * gary was * was the top
cat in his day *  

everybody said that he'd get his someday * and I swear
to this day that I 

still see his face *  when I have a bad dream at night
he's the monster to 

my right * now gruesome gary met his match at a young
and tender age * he 

got a whipping at the mall one night, and the police
took him away * the 

town cheered and the geeks all jeered, but I'll just
make a bet *  gary 

will live on in infamy -- he was the meanest guy you
ever met!