Donots The Jerk Parade Lyrics

The Jerk Parade Lyrics

Line up now for the jerk parade

Mr. and Mrs. second rate

all you drama drag queens 



Got 15 minutes to fuck up 

Until the crowd has had enough 

Smile and let the show begin, yeah 



Plastic doesn't burn 

It just stinks and turns 

Into something disposable 

When the lights go out 

Vanish like your crowd 



Whoo-hooo, whoo-hooo 

And get what you deserve 

Get what you deserve 



Inject what money can afford 

I'll see you all at betty ford's 

Take a bow and the backdoor 



Your bad intentions will get worse 

I wanna watch your closet burst 

When your skeletons don't fit no more 



Plastic doesn't burn 

It just stinks and turns 

Into something disposable 

When the lights go out 

Gonna steal your crown 

Whoo-hooo, whoo-hooo 

You'll get what you deserve 

Get what you deserve (the jerk parade) 



Plastic doesn't burn 

It just stinks and turns 

Into something disposable 

When the lights go out 

Take your final bow 

Whoo-hooo, whoo-hooo, whoo-hooo 



And don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out