Donkey Punch East Coast Girl Lyrics

East Coast Girl Lyrics

She says soda and i say pop 

 I'm all about cheese and she's definitely not 

 She's salt water taffy and herbal tea 

 And i'm beef jerky and black coffee 

 But that's ok 

 I hit it off anyway with my east coast girl woa-oh 

 she rocks my world, yea-ah 

 I think surfing would make me sore 

 But i wanna build sandcastles on the Jersey shore 

 With my east coast girl 

 She drinks woodchuck and i drink beer 

 She hunts for sandcrabs and i hunt deer 

 She's never even been under arrest 

 And i'm a criminal from the mid-west 

 But that's alright 

 I still love to talk all night 

 With my east coast girl 

 It's her slight accent that i adore 

 And things are much clearer now than they were before 

 And she's so much more PC than me 

 She thinks that euchre's wack 

 Won't you go visit DC with me 

 Or would you rather play blackjack 

 I've never even been to new york city 

 I don't know why 

 Oh please let me be your midwest guy